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Peter Pan! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. My bad..
I am distracted with any regularity, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a terrible burden to society in general, my day is passing in a blur from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to way past dusk. I am wondering if I paid mine electricity bill. can't they see I am blogging.
I absolutely, positively promise I will write something that makes sense soon. No, really! What do you mean you don't believe me?.